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By Neil Simon

Directed by Kayt Roth

February 2 - 25, 2023
Thursday - Saturday at 8pm and Sunday at 2pm
Preview performances Thursday, February 2nd & Friday, February 3rd, 2023
Opening night Saturday, February 4th, 2023

Several upscale New York couples are arriving for the anniversary party of Charlie and Myra Brock. Problem is that Charlie, the Deputy Mayor of New York, has shot himself in the ear, his wife is missing, and the servants are gone. The result is one of Neil Simon’s best known comedies, a farce filled with exploding pots, back spasms, doors slamming, gunshots and marriages in turmoil as the party guests all participate in a cover-up that no one truly understands.
  • Ken: David Wallace
  • Chris: Lisa Teskey
  • Lenny: Ken Boyd
  • Claire: Monika Curman
  • Ernie: Devan Vancise
  • Cookie: Michelle Stanley
  • Glenn: Sparky McDonald
  • Cassie: Celeste Musseau
  • Welch: Chuck Mayne
  • Officer Pudney: Abigail Walkner
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Show Program (pdf)
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